1. Where did Jack and Buddy find Ripley’s diamonds?
They were disguised as rocks.
2. What did the sign in the Oracle’s kitchen say?
In Latin it reads “Temet Nosce .”
3. Brodie and T.S. consult a dirt mall psychic with what strange abnormality?
It involves a superfluous appendage.
4. What show stars Jesse and Bullseye?
It also stars Woody and the Prospector.
5. What is the name of the Dread Pirate Robert’s ship?
It's the Pirate Ship ______ (helpful, ain't I?).
6. What profession did Beverly and Elliot share (among other things)?
They slave over hot snatches.
7. What’s the “sport of the future”?
It doesn’t involve anything bought, sold or processed.
8. Who is the captain of the NSEA Protector?
James T. Kirk he is not.
9. What planet is the spice mélange mined on?
It's also know as Dune.
Bonus: Who demanded "the finest wines available to humanity"?
He went on holiday by mistake.
